10. Investing because your cousin’s roommate’s barber “knows a guy.”
9. Reading 47 articles but zero financial statements.
8. Thinking diversification means owning 6 tech stocks.
7. Buying high.
6. Selling low.
5. Repeating steps 7 and 6.
4. Repeating steps 7 and 6 faster.
3. Calling it a strategy.
2. Ignoring due diligence.
1. Thinking you’re Warren Buffett after one good trade.
